A: borrow their razor
When marriages go down the toilet, the cause may just be the battle of the sexes in the bathroom. American newlyweds’ lavatories are flush with resentment, according to a recent survey of 253 men and women who had been married two years or less. The survey was conducted by Braun Research for Roto-Rooter.
Women’s pet peeves about sharing bathrooms with their mates including:
- 56% finding beard stubble left in the sink
- 42% waiting too long for him to clear the room
- 42% finding the toilet seat up
- 35% discovering spritz on the seat, floor or rugs due to his bad aim
- 14% having their razors borrowed
Men’s gripes about their gals include:
- 48% finding female hair shed all over everything
- 39% being yakked at while trying to have a nice quiet sit down
- 42% having to clean gobs of women’s hair out of the drains
- 28% being coated by clouds of hairspray
Both sexes resented mates who:
- 47% left soiled clothes dumped on the floor
- 37% who never clean out the toilet bowl
- 37% who never replace the toilet paper roll