A: Arrive fashionably late
Men’s Health says here are the ways the average guy likes to cut loose:
- 7 parties is the average number guys attend every year
- 38% of men arrive “fashionably late” to parties
- 55% have checked out early by falling asleep
- 20% of men say live music is the best party entertainment
- 40% of men have been at a bash crashed by the cops
- 45% of men avoid hosting parties because they hate cleaning up the mess
- 25% of men have thrown a real party on less than $100; the Super Bowl is when the average guy is willing to dig deeper
- 20% increase in antacid sales over Super Bowl weekend
- 33% of men can’t remember their own 21st birthday party
- 40% of men regularly forget the birthdays of people close to them
- 50% of men have delayed passing out long enough to continue a party in private with a woman they’d just met
- 90% of men don’t regret the hookup
- 41% of single guys expect to ring in the New Year with a kiss
- 94% of men don’t know the lyrics to Auld Lang Syne