A: Drink beer

(from Men’s Health)

• 10 percent of men will not have a brewski when they are alone
• 66 percent of men have cracked open a can at breakfast
• 75 percent of men blame beer for their lack of a six-pack
• 28 percent is how much more attractive men feel after a few cold ones
• 83 percent of men consider it poor form to walk away from an unfinished pint
• 19 percent of men would sooner spend a month away from sex than a month away from beer
• 27 percent of men are snobby enough to give a buddy hell for drinking a light brew
• 37 percent of men discard any slice of fruit that comes with their brew
• 50 percent of men wish beer labels would include calorie counts
• 33 percent of men say burying the hatchet is best done over a cold one
• 33 percent of men have buried a fist in someone ‘s face during a bar fight
• 74 percent of weekend beer-pong players are not college students and therefore have no excuse for their penchant for drinking games.
• 74 percent of guys have used a beer funnel
• 13 percent of men think St. Paddy’s Day is the best day of the year
• 56 percent of men say Oktoberfest is 16 times better.