Sherry Taylor

Q: A new survey found that 61% of people would give this up to wipe out their student loans?

A: Cheese

 

A new survey asked 500 college graduates what they’d do to wipe out all of their student loans.  And here are some of the funnier answers . . .

  1. 85% would give up weed for life.
  1. 84% would stop watching “Game of Thrones”.
  1. 61% would give up cheese.
  1. 58% would deal with Comcast customer service every day for five years.
  1. 43% would give up toilet paper and wipes for five years.
  1. 27% would get Zika.
  1. 9% would actually give back their degree.
  1. And 8% would move to North Korea for 10 years.

(Cleveland Plain Dealer)

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