Here are some fun warning labels on actual products:

• Snow sled — “Beware: sled may develop high speed under certain snow conditions”
• 12-inch CD storage rack — “Do not use as a ladder”
• Fishing lure — “Harmful if swallowed”
• Carpenter’s electric router — “This product not intended for use as a dental drill”
• Baby stroller — “Remove child before folding”
• Public toilet — “Recycled flush water unsafe for drinking”
• Hand-held massager — “Do not use while sleeping or unconscious”
• Underarm deodorant — “Caution: Do not spray in eyes”
• Car sunshield — “Do not drive with sunshield in place”
• Fireplace log — “Caution: Risk of Fire”
• Sleep aid — “Caution… Will Cause Drowsiness”
• Mr. Bubble body wash — “Keep Out Of Reach Of Young Children”
• Cat litter — “Safe To Use Around Pets”
• Cheese spray — “For best results, remove cap, hold applicator tip close to food, press tip firmly and move slowly across food surface”
• Hair spray — “Do not smoke until hair is dry”
• Toilet bowl cleaner — “It is not recommended that children or pets drink water from the toilet”
• Chainshaw — “Don’t use genitals to stop this chainsaw”
• Bottom of a jar of dill pickles — “Open other end”
• Laser printer toner cartridge — “Do not eat toner”
• Jar of peanut butter — “Warning: may contain nuts”
• Cigarette lighter — “Do not expose flame”
• Rubber ball — “Choking hazard. This toy is a small ball”
• Auto parts label — “Before installing, please shut off engine”
• Birth control pills — “Do not use if you intend to become pregnant”
• Sleeping pills — “Warning: may cause drowsiness”
• Dashboard of mail truck — “Look before driving”
• Bathroom cleanser — “For best results start with clean bathtub”
• Cruise ship railing — “Do not jump from vessel while moving”
• Frisbee — “Warning: may contain small parts”
• Sharpening stone — “Warning: knives are sharp”