The Best Local Food Place According to Your Zodiac Sign


1. If you’re an Aries . . . it’s Al Carbon. You like trying new things. Try the chicken tacos.

2. If you’re a Taurus . . . Baja Bean. You’re patient and like being in control. So you’re more likely to go somewhere that serves real food. And you like to watch them make it, so Subway could also work.

3. If you’re a Gemini . . . Order Up or Mel’s Café. Or anywhere else that has a huge menu with lots of stuff to choose from.

4. If you’re a Cancer . . . Raising Canes chicken. Or something like a Mellow Mushroom pizza that you can share with other people.

5. If you’re a Leo . . . Stick’s Kabob Shop. Just like an Aries, you like trying new things. .

6. If you’re a Virgo . . . Sedona Taphouse. Or anywhere else that serves food that’s slightly healthier than normal fast food. Try the fish tacos and they also have Gluten Free menu items.

7. If you’re a Libra . . . Domino’s. Just like Cancers, you want to be able to order something that’s big and shareable.

8. If you’re a Scorpio . . . Shebeen. You’re more about the experience than the food. Or Shenandoah Joe Coffee. You’re happier in a place with good chairs and free Wi-Fi.

9. If you’re a Sagittarius . . . Boylan Heights, or Moe’s BBQ. Or any other regional food place that you can’t just get anywhere.

10. If you’re a Capricorn . . . McDonald’s. Capricorns like classic things that remind them of their childhood. Plus they’re practical, so the fact that it’s cheap is good too.

11. If you’re an Aquarius . . . Tropical Smoothie Café. It goes with your progressive, original and independent spirit.

12. If you’re a Pisces . . . Wendy’s, or Dunkin Donuts, or Love Sushi King. You’re an optimist, so you don’t care if the food’s healthy or not. You want what you want.

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